I have this fear that when I start showing, I’m not going to look pregnant, I’m just going to look fat all over.

Last night, I had a dream that I was about 6 months along, and a friend who was not as far along had a much bigger baby belly. I was jealous and couldn’t figure out why. Then, I went to look in the mirror – and I looked like the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.

It was not good.images

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