Due to the eleven snowflakes that fell from the sky, frightening adults and mesmerizing children all over the state of Alabama, I have been off work all week. Every day, I’ve gotten computer generated phone call from the county board of education letting me know that the “pur” road conditions caused by the inclement weather, teachers and students were permitted another free day.

You’d think I’d be bored. Are you kidding? I’m so far behind on things that really need to be done, I don’t have time to get bored.

I mean, the baby isn’t going to dress herself up like the Michelin man and go for a walk.